Sunday, June 10, 2007

Promotion, Perverts and Perspectives on Writing

So, late last night I heard informally that I will get the visa I need to take up a great job I have been offered. It is a reasonably influential position, right in my specialty and pays more than twice my current salary even after taking into account the Chicago cost-of-living. The only down side, if you could call it that, is that a high powered job is likely to cut into my writing time. I was angsting a little about that because it seemed not impossible that I would effectively give up writing entirely. The dollar-to-drama ratio with some epresses is becoming exasperating and there are only so many hours in a day.

So, somewhat later last night I watched two episodes of Highlander on DVD, took out the trash, walked the dog and went into my bedroom. I pulled down the blinds and then heard a tap on my window. The bathroom light was on and it was dark outside so I lifted the blind and leaned my hand against the window to look out. Lo and behold a large blond man is masturbating a few inches away just on the other side of the window. I would like to say I shouted something sarcastic and set the dog on him, but actually I hid in the kitchen and called 911.

I finished describing the guy and was waiting in the dark and my very next thought was: this is an interesting life experience, I wonder how I can use it in a story? Which made me realise that at this point in my life I really can't just stop writing. By the time a rather nice looking uniformed policeman arrived I was already taking notes of his dialogue and mannerisms for use in my next novella. I have never been much for the great 'writer artiste' identity where writing is all about tapping some deep well spring of creativity that would otherwise drive one insane.

I would have to concede, however, that writing has become part of how I see the world, process my experiences and communicate them. One way or another I suspect I will find some time to keep writing.

9 comments:

Imp said...

BWAH! *diet coke spew*

Rhian said...

i adore you. and i can relate.
remind me to tell you about an incident that happened recently with a client that i can't post to blog. I was one part freaked and one part thinking "oh, i can use this..."
i take it scary pervy guy got away?

veinglory said...

Oh yeah, he was long gone. I'm right next to a park area so it's pretty easy to get in and out.

Shelley Munro said...

Eek! That's horrible. I totally agree about putting it in a book. It's a great form of revenge and therapy at the same time.

Helen said...

See, that just shows how much writing is in your blood now. You can't give it up. You'll be writing in your sleep before long.

And next time the blond pervert shows up, have a spray can of mace ready. It will help add more material to your story... };)

Rhian said...

ahem. looking at calendar. looking at you. looking back at calendar.
where's my poem wench? Or even a Penguin cartoon. Anything? Yeah - i'm greedy and addicted.

veinglory said...

Craven apologies. Spent the day packing and arranging a new apartment, now going out to celebrate. I did have a poem handwritten that I was going to scan but there have been a series of packing incidents so first I had the scanner and now poem, then poem and no scanner, and now neither...

But you ensnared Anne Douglas this week so I figured I could let the side down this once and let the fresh mea... participants have a go ;)

Anne D said...

So I'm fresh me...participant now, huh :) lol.

Since our bedroom windows back onto our fenced backyard I have a terrible habit of not closing them when getting naked - poor guy would probably have been puking not jerking off outside my window.

I have to admit, I laughed, then went eww yuck, hope she's alright! Thats going to suck!

Then I thought I wonder if Emily ran to get a notepad and pen and asked him to forget she was there so she could take notes :)

Grats on the new visa FYI. Still waiting on greencards here.

veinglory said...

...There have been two more sightings of the blond pervert a few buildings down....